Is Bible God a Putz?

Does duality really exist beyond this reality? Is the soul destined to spend eternity in one of only two places; Heaven or Hell? Heaven, where the streets are paved in gold, where angels are frolicking around and the lights are always on…Or Hell, where it’s dark except for the flashes of fire illuminating the souls being tormented by demons throwing brimstone at them. 

I’m sorry but the god that created that much of limited existence to ALL THAT IS is boring and somewhat of a bully.  It also seems as if the man made Bible God, the supposed head honcho of all, has a inferiority complex. Apparently he cannot exist unless he can suck up the energy from the souls he demands warship from.  

Requiring mankind to bow down to him or be sent to Mr Evil’s abode for eternity is null and voiding the concept of free will. People follow the “rules” written by MAN in the bible because they fear an eternity in hell.  

Christian denominations argue the proper way to be saved, baptized, when to eat fish, and what day to warship. Some argue that the Book of Mormon cannot possibly from God because Revelation promises an eternity worse than hell if anyone takes from or adds to his word. 

However there is a problem for the Christian with that argument: Dutaromny.  The old testament threatened the same thing, and I have yet to find a Christian that can explain that other than saying something to the effect that there are some things we aren’t to know. Which again goes back to Bible God’s inferiority complex. 

The universe has its mysteries that are unknown to mankind, but it doesn’t demand blind faith in anything. It allows wonder and exploration of all that is without the threat of eternal dammation for following the wrong man made rule. Bible God insists souls gather in one place, follow pointless rituals and suffer ridicule and guilt for questioning anything he supposedly said, all while hidding behind the bullshit concept of there are things we aren’t to know. 

I do not understand why so many choose to blindly follow such a limited non creative putz who was created by men to control other men. The Universe, Source, The Real God Head Honcho Prime Creator of all requires nothing from his children, and does not judge what we do with our existence. We are part of All That Is; we were divine at the beginning and nothing we do in this life or any other will change that.

The End Could Be Here Tomorrow! Are You Saved?

“Are you saved? Are you born again?” These are questions asked by mostly well-meaning people worried about the status of your soul.  I understand the concern, but…

What is it exactly we are being “saved” from? Is it the big sin the bible says Adam and Eve started mankind with? So is God a masochist? I mean think about it, he gave them free will, and not only created the tree of knowledge of good and evil but had it growing in the middle of the garden with them.  He then peaked their human curiosity (curiosity he gave them) by forbidding them from eating from it, and apparently added a talking snake into the mix for shit and giggles.

Wasn’t it also God that said they would surly die from even touching the tree of good and evil?  Which to me seems a bit of a fib considering there are over 7 billion people on earth that would not be here had that been true. Although I suppose semantically it could be said that he meant they would be kicked out of Eden and dead to him, but then why did he not just say that?  It was actually the snake who told the truth, they did not actually die and apparently gained knowledge of good and evil just like he said they would.

Jesus is the savor sent by God and nailed on a cross in unbearable pain for three days to pay for some crap two people apparently started 100’s of generations prior to his birth.  Again, it is a bit masochistic, especially considering he did nothing wrong in the eyes of God.  Regardless, this selfless act by Jesus opened the door for salvation.  By asking him into your heart and adding a little water (or a lot, depending on which of the 1000 or so denominations one follows) you are “born again” with “Christian” attached to your name and a guaranteed ticket into heaven.

I am not saying that is not true, but then what is the point of God’s judgement?  Is this how the conversation for “Christians” go when they get to the pearly gate??

Angel: Name please.

Soul: Joe Blow-Christian.

Angel:  Okay Joe Blow, I see you have lied your way up the corporate ladder and cheated on your wife with your neighbor’s 17-year-old daughter.  You also called the police on a homeless pregnant prostitute to have her removed from the sidewalk in front of your building, though you did give her 20 bucks for her services the week prior. Wow, I could go on and on, thank God you are a Christian. 

Joe Blow-Christian: No shit.

Angel: Well, as you know you still have God’s judgment coming, let me check something…Yep, just like the Christian before you, you’re grounded for your first two weeks in Heaven, no TV or video games during that time.

Joe Blow-Christian:  Are you freaking serious? Awe come on man, can’t you do something I’m gonna miss the Big Brother season finale.

Angel: Well, I see you did spend an hour in church each week, so we can release the restrictions on the TV, but still no video games for two weeks.  (:

Why do people add “Christian” to someone they are recommending I use for some kind of service.  It’s always like… “Oh, use my mechanic Joe Blow, he’s a Christian you know.” Sometimes I want to say, “First, nope I did not know that.  Second, I so do not care and I have no clue what gave you the idea I would, especially considering I worship Satan.”  (;

Just once I would love to do that, the look would be priceless.  However, even though I don’t care if someone is a Christian or not I don’t really worship Satan and I am not that big of an asshole so I will never say it out loud.  It will have to remain an inside joke between The Big Guy upstairs and me.

I am sure what I said could be considered blasphemy in some religious circles concerned about saving souls from the big sin, and I mean no disrespect.  Ultimately I respect everyone’s right to believe in anything they want, I am just saying sometimes people need to open their minds. If you follow anything blindly you might walk off a cliff, follow what Jesus actually did and walk this earth in truth and love and you might be amazed at what is out there. 

Coffee Talk Between God and Jesus

Sitting down with a white chocolate mocha (extra shot) he could hear the whispers and feel the eyes following him….

“Jesus, son, what is it with all the looks?  You would think no one has ever seen me, even though I am everywhere, including in all of them.”

“I don’t know Dad, maybe it’s the coffee you are drinking.  I am pretty sure that is against one or two of the man made rules in 10 or 20 of the religions that have been created in the past 2000 years.”

“I guess it is a good thing I thought it better to meet you for coffee at Starbucks instead of the Golden Eagle Bar for happy hour, although it would be fun to turn all the water into Jägermeister.”

“Ha ha ha, you’re funny Dad. I am not sure why so many think you are always so serious and that you don’t have a sense of humor.  I mean they were all created from you, by you, so it goes to follow that they are you and they can be pretty comical at times.”

“So tell me son, how did mankind take your simple message of love and truth and turn it into this shit show?  The hypocrisy in the religions that have been created in my name could not be more evident, and yet they follow it like drones who are not capable of having an individual thought.  Why would I care if the Sabbath is on Saturday, Sunday, or Wednesday? When or how a member of the human race dunks an other’s head in water is really of no importance, other than maybe the fact the one being dunked ends up with clean hair.  Ha ha, I could go on and on with that, but you know what I mean”

“And I do understand that your brother is running around creating chaos that is causing frustration and pain for mankind but he hasn’t broken the law of free will.  Actually,  he seems to have taken the idea of  “the devil is in the details” and used it to his advantage as no one seems to pay attention to what they are agreeing to anymore, and I can’t fault him for that.  So many are mindlessly searching for validation and recognition on social media, while being bombarded with ads that ultimately make them feel a lack for what they think they need and don’t have. What I don’t understand is that it is just as easy to go outside and spend some mindless time with me.  The stars above their heads, the earth at their feet, the animals by their sides are my ‘details’, and nothing is lacking or hidden for those who walk in love and seek the truth.”

“I am not sure how many of them can handle the truth Dad.  Maybe we should just thin out the veil a little bit at time as most are are so sound asleep dropping it all at once would cause a mass freak out, that is unless we actually did turn all the water into Jägermeister . Ha ha, see Dad, the apple does not fall far from the tree”

“Nope Jesus, it sure doesn’t, see you tonight at the Eagle, first round’s on me. :)”